Reports from today’s racing:
WNC vs Christ Church WND
Defeat at the hands of ChristChurch’s staff boat, but some solid performances, particularly from their stern 4.
MNC vs Keble MNA
Not content with losing to Keble, Mens Novice C’s proceded to ram the side wall in frustration, taking 4 feet off their boat in the process. You would think that with 4 coxes in the boat they would know how to spin, apparently the lack of any rowing experience for half the boat was more significant. Zoe was unquestionably the man of the match.
WNB vs Wolfson WNC
Suitably intimidated by Lincoln Ladies’ gunshow, Wolfson decided to save face by not even turning up – a comfortable row-over for WNB
MNA vs Linacre MNB
Despite attempted sabotage by boats in the transit lane, Mens A’s managed to seal their first win of term, against a strong Linacre crew.
MNB vs Jesus MNA
Lost. Don’t know anything more than that, sorry!
WNA vs Queens WNB
EPIC VICTORY. Despite spending several hours down at the river today, that’s all your captain has to say about your performance.
If anyone who actually saw the races wants to edit these, please go ahead.